so i was at my friend’s ymca basketball game, lets call him jim. during the game a friend calls me, lets call him stoner bob. this is how the conversation went:

*picks up phone*
me: yo
stoner bob: yo wat chu up to?
me: nothing man just watching jims game
stoner bob: oh shit what channels that shit on
me: huh???!
stoner bob: is that shit on the news channel or is that shit on the local sports channel
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? im watching the game live, as in im not in my living room sitting on my couch, im physically in the gym, watching jim play right now. this shit is not on tv.
stoner bob: oh………shit hah
me: dude im worried about you. you need to, for just one day, not smoke.